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FOR SALE: 9-Barrel Handgun. Impressive conversation starter. Note: All barrels fire simultaneously. Excellent for crowd control or accidentally shooting your horse. Inquire at Neo-Dodge Saloon. Ask for 'Glitch'.
HELP WANTED: Trail Boss & Drovers needed for trans-dimensional holographic cattle drive. Must be resistant to data-stampedes and crypto-rustlers. Payment in verifiable cattle-coin. Serious applicants only.
SEEKING ADVENTURE: Two brave souls seeking passage to the Klondike Gold Fields. Have our own gear and a faulty map. Willing to trade quantum computing skills for safe passage and a warm meal.
LOST: One temporal displacement key, looks like a brass pocket watch. If found, DO NOT wind it. Last seen somewhere between yesterday and next Tuesday. Sentimental value. Reward offered.
POEM-FOR-HIRE: Need a sonnet for your sweetheart or a limerick for your rival? Cogsworth the Poetic Automaton offers bespoke verses for any occasion. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back (in 1s and 0s).
FOR RENT: Cozy one-room server rack with excellent uptime. Minimal data storms. Perfect for a bachelor automaton or a starting-out AI. Low latency to the Data Depot.