DATE: October 31, 1958

TIME: 11:59 PM

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TOWN SQUARE GAMES: TIC-TAC-TOE

Player X's Turn

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FOR SALE: Gently used dream-catcher. Effective against nightgaunts and dimensional shamblers. Slightly charred from previous encounter. Inquire at Miskatonic Antiques.
HELP WANTED: Night watchman needed for local library's restricted section. Must be resistant to madness and have own protective sigils. Payment in non-Euclidean geometry.
ROOMMATE WANTED: Quiet professional seeking roommate for seaside cottage. Must not be disturbed by distant drumming or amphibious visitors. No cultists please.
LOST: One copy of the Necronomicon. Last seen at town picnic. If found, DO NOT read aloud. Reward offered (sanity not guaranteed).
SERVICES: Expert in abnormal psychology offering counseling for those affected by recent... events. Discretion assured. Reasonable rates.
FOR RENT: Cozy one-room apartment above the Curiosity Shop. Minimal dimensional rifts. Perfect for a bachelor occultist or starting-out investigator.